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Favorite AHS Characters
→ Kit Walker

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Apr. 17th, 2014 - 1 hour ago - Reblog - 973 Notes

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

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Apr. 17th, 2014 - 1 hour ago - Reblog - 35426 Notes

"I want to make you feel so fucking happy that you forget every bit of sad in you"

Nahilliam Truspear (via truornah)

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Apr. 17th, 2014 - 1 hour ago - Reblog - 2992 Notes

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Apr. 17th, 2014 - 1 hour ago - Reblog - 2990 Notes

enolajay:

onwardprogress:

If anyone would like to buy me any of these, I will love you for all eternity. 

Thanks in advance xx

*drooooooool*

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themostawkwardthingyouveeverseen:

sherlock-hannibal:

G U Y S   H E   D I D   T H E   T H I N G !

 [here]

THIS CHICKEN IS SO FROZEN IT STARTED SINGING LET IT GO

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Apr. 16th, 2014 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 296900 Notes

veronicaslides:

Dude Fucking sweet

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Apr. 16th, 2014 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 15831 Notes

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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Apr. 16th, 2014 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 620872 Notes

pureconfusion:

constanttransition:

Nobody will ever be more disappointed with humans than Louis CK

This is why I love this man.

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Apr. 16th, 2014 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 370884 Notes